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analdash:

Asdfghjkl

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The ‘yes or no’ game.

You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.

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flyingshoppinglist:

mom, are these bloomers yours?

no, those are

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bootiewerk:

I want a lot of money in my bank but I also want a lot of clothes in my closet…do you see my problem?

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drarna:

how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you

  • look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
  • share an emotional hug
  • during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled

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syphilyssa:

i really like it when boys look nice in suits like wow a+ you can wear that to my bedroom

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